I feel like I’ve been abandoning my readership lately. My limited entries have been short, a bit trite, and not terribly informative. It might seem that there’s really nothing happening in my life worth writing about besides a broken digit. In truth, there’s been shit going down left, right, top, bottom, and halfway to your mother’s house for about 3 months, but none of it has really fallen under the “non-serious” clause that guides the content of this blog. Most of this shit has been negative, and the rest flew too close to the sun, plummeted, and landed in the back of my fan. True story. Now I have to repaint.

I’d get into it, but you’ve heard it all before. Probably from that occasionally effeminate, sensitive, ingenuous nice guy we all know: JD from Scrubs. Long story short….well, I’m having a party soon, and you should come. Mom and Dad too. Bring a six pack.