Distracting myself from my exam...


Top 5 most infrequent FaceBook status updates:

5. …loves Bing
4. …is too busy actively contributing to society to engage in trite, nebulously-directed social interactions
3. …OMG, just noticed other tabs are all porn!
2. …doesn’t really care when/if she gets engaged
1. …is putting lotion on the skin :(