I need to share a very romantic story. Seven years ago, when I was a junior in college, a girl I knew blew a guy I knew, assuming that they would then be a couple. Learning otherwise, she blew another guy I knew the following week. Well, now “girl I knew” and “blew-guy-2 I knew” are married! Now if that ain’t so sweet it’ll make you suck on a lemon for a week, I’ll eat my hat.

(Thanks to Robert Plant for subtle innuendo help)