Lee’s Annual Update: A look at the some of the least important information that shapes Lee’s life

Diet: The Lee subsists primarily on fruit and nuts. When craving novelty, he seeks out cottage cheese, sliced turkey, cereal bars, cherry tomatoes, baby carrots, hard boiled eggs, and frozen dinners from Trader Joe’s. The Lee is primarily concerned with minimizing the effort required to sustain his body, considering it a necessary annoyance.

Celebrity crushes:
Female: Scarlett Johansson, Anne Hathaway, Emmy Rossum
Male: Jason Bateman, Jake Gyllenhaal, Johnny Depp
Ideal 7-way: Me + (see above and right)

Modes of transportation:
Two legs, each approximately 90cm in length (inseam)
One 21-gear "Specialized" Crossroads bicycle with water bottle holder
2009 Honda Civic Sedan. The following are not included: Leather seats, power locks, power seats, cruise control, chick magnets.

Addictions: By definition, addictions can be physical, psychological, or both. Taking this complication into account, I've made an easy to read chart of my major addictions, indicating what primary category(ies) they fall into.

Favorite Movements:
Tchaikovsky’s 5th Symphony, 1st Mov.
Saint-Saëns' Piano Concerto #2, 1st Mov.
Bowel



Currently blames world problems on:
Intolerance
Racism
Jewish homosexuals